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Well, I have a golfball sized lump on my throat as a result of last night's kitty misadventures, and a slight scratchiness to my voice.

No pain swallowing, though, or talking, so I'm figuring that we're just dealing with bruising, and probably not too much at that.

So yes -- all may feel free to continue to mock my goofiness. :)
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Robin had a lousy dentist appointment this morning. They are continuing to mess with her rubber bands, and it's frustrating the heck out of her. She came out crying again.

She recovered though -- knocked a fat A plus on her Chinese culture test, and conceived of an "extra credit report" in math.

She is nursing a fond dream for once she is free of the braces involving massive amounts of "teeth-rotting foods".

She figures that between her own cash and fair contributions from her father (who according to *her* backs her entirely in this venture), she can put together a reasonable budget of $30.00.

Her goal is to put together a supply list of the maximum amount of tooth-rotting foods within that budget.

I had to go to the grocery store at lunch time. Robin went with me, and while I was picking stuff up she took a sheet of paper into the candy aisle and started recording data.

I figure it's a good exercise in calculating unit prices.

Plus she's having fun. *g*
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Hell is a twelve year old niece who IM's only in netspeak.

No.

Really.

It is.

*rolls eyes* Oh God -- she apparently got a cell phone for her birthday.

I'll tell you right now it wasn't for any sort of security measure.

(this is the oldest daughter of the useless brother, in case anyone is wondering).
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Random Smile-Inducing Snapshots from the Weekend:

-- It's an abomination! In Leviticus. Look it up. After shrimp.

-- Fabulous -- but totally not in a "gay" way.

-- Much craziness.

-- Okay now you've got to take that streak and roll a one.

-- What are you doing getting ducks at work?

-- The "no-poking" zone.

-- Questing for the perfect Ganesh.

-- Handing your soul over to On-Star in exchange for a gas station that doesn't close.

-- Hot nerdy guys. Hot "built" guys. Hot animated characters.

-- [livejournal.com profile] llamachameleon is to that book as [livejournal.com profile] telaryn is to Ewan McGregor.

-- The perfect cupcake molds for the "Troy" theater-going experience.

-- Realizing that while I was saying good-bye to [livejournal.com profile] llamachameleon at the airport, a skycap was *totally* checking us out.

-- Did you invite him?

-- Covers and random musical experiences.

-- Rewarding interfering behavior with beer.

-- God, aren't you bored yet? *g*
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"I am just not fabulous enough to be seen with you."

Being faint of butt...

Using your powers for awesome.

Random acts of touching -- all Nikki's fault (or was it Lauren's fault?).

Directions by "Cha-Ching".

Medieval Brittney

"I shall do it thusly."

"That was a boob!"

Idiot savants making tazoberry.

Did you want the red one or the green one?

Sumo wrestling on ESPN.

"But why is all the rum gone?"

"You're not being repressed -- you're being O-pressed. Oppressed and objectified. Get used to it!"

Enabler!

Facilitator, please -- it sounds more professional.

Unified theory of fucking.

Worst fucking Chinese food in the country. Chicken McNuggets in Oriental gravy with dry roasted cashews sprinkled on top passing as chicken w/cashews. Southern Missouri -- just say NO!

First words seen on crossing into Texas: "Go to Jail".

Christmas in July in New Mexico.

Tijuana. There really is nothing to be said after that.
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