Snapshots...

[telaryn]

"I am just not fabulous enough to be seen with you."

Being faint of butt...

Using your powers for awesome.

Random acts of touching -- all Nikki's fault (or was it Lauren's fault?).

Directions by "Cha-Ching".

Medieval Brittney

"I shall do it thusly."

"That was a boob!"

Idiot savants making tazoberry.

Did you want the red one or the green one?

Sumo wrestling on ESPN.

"But why is all the rum gone?"

"You're not being repressed -- you're being O-pressed. Oppressed and objectified. Get used to it!"

Enabler!

Facilitator, please -- it sounds more professional.

Unified theory of fucking.

Worst fucking Chinese food in the country. Chicken McNuggets in Oriental gravy with dry roasted cashews sprinkled on top passing as chicken w/cashews. Southern Missouri -- just say NO!

First words seen on crossing into Texas: "Go to Jail".

Christmas in July in New Mexico.

Tijuana. There really is nothing to be said after that.