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Ever been punched in the throat?

How about by a twenty pound short haired cat?

Spine first?

At close range?

I'm not even sure I can accurately recreate how it happened, but the suckiest part is that a large part of the blame falls squarely on my shoulders. I decided I was going to mess with PNKoD (Psycho Ninja Kitty O'Doom, tm [livejournal.com profile] crevette) to get her to vacate the spot on my bed where I wanted to stretch out.

So I started to pounce on her.

Instead of leaping forward to freedom, the momentarily freaked out feline leaped up.

Straight into my throat.

As I'm desperately trying to rediscover how to breath, she decides that I'm not injured *enough*, and sinks her back claws into my wrist and forearm to get a good jumping off point.

*Then*, she leaps forward to freedom.

*whimper*
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28/4/04 03:10 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] harmonyfb.livejournal.com
Dumbass. ::shakes head, laughs at you::

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28/4/04 04:11 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] crevette.livejournal.com
I *TOLD* you that cat was trouble... did you listen? NOoooooo. Dumbass.

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